Anonymous asked: Hey you could tag your post with like #lol or something if you're tired of people thinking you were serious. You'd probably get a lot less hate mail.
are you asking me to put a trigger warning on my jokes
i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself
this is fucked up
Burning all of my clothes, replacing them with soap dad aesthetic.Eldritch Femme~~
algae queer. Not sure what it means, but it’s appropriate. Fucus vesiculosus FTW!!!
Plant Grunge was possibly my favorite.
And oddly inspiring.
nothing in my entire life has described me as accurately as this phrase
Well…You’re not wrong.
I can’t do a screen shot, but I wound up with “BLOOD MOON punk”. And then “museum witch” when I clicked again.
I’ll take either, really.
'the capitalist system is a scourge on the earth core'
too lazy to screenshot two words but
I’ll take it
i want werner herzog to do the next mission impossible movie where tom cruise is just a crazy megalomaniac who thinks inanimate objects are telling him to kidnap foreign nationals
why would werner herzog direct tom cruise’s biopic tho
Occasionally in literature the difficulty of having sexual intercourse with amermaid is discussed. Although mermaids are commonly depicted as beautiful, variably nude, and enticing, a man attempting to have sex with one would be thwarted by the typical portrayal of the creature: a fish from the waist down, with no vagina.