thingsfittingperfectlyintothings:

pill + ruler
(fit found by Tristan)

cool now publish mine

thingsfittingperfectlyintothings:

pill + ruler

(fit found by Tristan)

cool now publish mine

funny and chillingly accurate

funny and chillingly accurate

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sttngfashion:

Anyone else playing the Kim Cardassian game?

sttngfashion:

Anyone else playing the Kim Cardassian game?

bloggers are subhuman filth with no place in our society. A good show

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staff:

It’s that semester again. “Fall.” Come spend it as an intern for Tumblr. 

Email your resume, Tumblr URL, and a short cover letter to jobs@tumblr.com, and include the team you’re applying to in the subject line. 

Plus: Fall in New York City. Best season, no contest. 

"Hello my URL is farts4hyrule pls hire me"

  • as_a_pee_fetishist_i_think: nerd pride began as this thing where dumb people who like memes and dungeons and dragons convince themselves that theyre smart because 50 years ago the word for them was the same as the word for people who were good at math

.38 caliber revolver, heavily scuffed

warehouse23dumpster:

Appears normal during handling and firing.  Around lunchtime the day after being used to kill a person, the revolver will endeavour to contact the next of kin of the victim and scold them in a pro-gun manner, typically asserting that if their loved one had been carrying a gun for self defense they would not have been killed.

anactualbear:

lifehack: wallow in shitwater

bovidae:

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

very uncomfortable with the use of both “ur” and “your” in this post

I mean fucking pick one

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blorgblorgblorg:

(7:05:46 PM) PornStorageB entered the room
(7:05:54 PM) PornStorageB left the room
(7:06:00 PM) PornStorageB entered the room
(7:06:05 PM) PornStorageB left the room
(7:06:09 PM) PornStorageB entered the room
(7:06:28 PM) Pfisiar: problems, rob?
(7:07:36 PM) librarygob: "problems" and "rob" go together like dickgirls and big tits

vanity reblogging

truebluemeandyou:


How to Roll Up Your Sleeves from Esquire. Combined GIF by me using lunapic.com


Step 1: roll dem fuckers updone

truebluemeandyou:

How to Roll Up Your Sleeves from Esquire. Combined GIF by me using lunapic.com

Step 1: roll dem fuckers up
done

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eschergirls:


temari submitted:



The worst part about this is that it’s actually from a health and fitness comic series, meant to inspire people to follow a more traditional(?) way of life.
You’d think they’d present some more realistic expectations - especially since this is a diet program very popular with chiropractors, who will tell you firsthand that that’s not how spines work.

So, apparently when you follow the Paleo Way, your ill health will be ejected from your armpits… along with much of your internal organs.






the Paleo diet is unrealistic and will make you look like the skeleton you will inevitably becomea good cover

eschergirls:

the Paleo diet is unrealistic and will make you look like the skeleton you will inevitably become

a good cover

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