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Anonymous asked: Hey you could tag your post with like #lol or something if you're tired of people thinking you were serious. You'd probably get a lot less hate mail.

fagsindubai:

are you asking me to put a trigger warning on my jokes

tw: lol

blorgblorgblorg:

lichgem:

isabelknight:

squidsqueen:

rightbetweenthemoonandmars:

goblinkinginthetardis:

the-mamishka:

ravengoodwoman:

cheesymermaid:

valvala:

ladygolem:

hexfawn:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

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this is fucked up

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nailed it

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Burning all of my clothes, replacing them with soap dad aesthetic.

Eldritch Femme~~

algae queer. Not sure what it means, but it’s appropriate. Fucus vesiculosus FTW!!!

Plant Grunge was possibly my favorite. 

And oddly inspiring.

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nothing in my entire life has described me as accurately as this phrase

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Well…You’re not wrong. 

I can’t do a screen shot, but I wound up with “BLOOD MOON punk”. And then “museum witch” when I clicked again.

I’ll take either, really.

'the capitalist system is a scourge on the earth core'

too lazy to screenshot two words but

abyss wave

I’ll take it

V̴̧̧̼̤̹̉̍͌ͮͅȂ̘̿̅ͬ̍ͥM͊ͧ̉̀̃ͥͧ͠҉͉͈͕͈͍̠̲P̋̄͒҉̯̦̲̙̯͔̕Į̥̦̘̝͉̱̔̆R̺̭̹̖̹̹̞̩̹ͤ̈͐ͪ̌̀̆͟Ḛ̥̜͍ͨ̿̃͗͟ ̷̥̣̜̦̄̾̑̾͒D̆ͧ̄̈ͮͨ͋̚҉̛̺̟͓̠̼͖̙Ḛ̗͍͗̊̔̈̈̀̕Į̷̳͖̬ͪ́ͥͭ̽̒́̓͘T̏ͦ͋̔͢҉̡͓̗̰̪̰Y̌͌͏͓͔̭͎̙͚͞

procyonvulpecula:

darrynek:

aeiou

It’s difficult to know how to react to astronaut videos and gifs being both a planetary scientist/space exploration enthusiast and a silly Youtube video connoisseur. Half of me wants to comment with something like “How amazing is it we’ve been to another world and collected samples to bring back and it was humanity’s greatest achievement and we should go again and did you know the lunar maria are lava flood basins in the sites of huge impact craters” and the other half wants to go “John Madden. John Madden. ?!?!?!?!?!?!! 99999 here comes another Chinese earthquake brbrbrbrbrbrrbbrrbrbrbrbrbrb aeiou.”

football

procyonvulpecula:

darrynek:

aeiou

It’s difficult to know how to react to astronaut videos and gifs being both a planetary scientist/space exploration enthusiast and a silly Youtube video connoisseur. Half of me wants to comment with something like “How amazing is it we’ve been to another world and collected samples to bring back and it was humanity’s greatest achievement and we should go again and did you know the lunar maria are lava flood basins in the sites of huge impact craters” and the other half wants to go “John Madden. John Madden. ?!?!?!?!?!?!! 99999 here comes another Chinese earthquake brbrbrbrbrbrrbbrrbrbrbrbrbrb aeiou.”

football

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anactualbear:

i want werner herzog to do the next mission impossible movie where tom cruise is just a crazy megalomaniac who thinks inanimate objects are telling him to kidnap foreign nationals

why would werner herzog direct tom cruise’s biopic tho

ultracrowfucker:

relatable linux gaming post

ultracrowfucker:

relatable linux gaming post

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blorgblorgblorg:

jturn:

flamboyant-dog:

jturn:

who the fuck funded this study you can find this out by spending 5 minutes in a sauna

YOU SPEND 5 MINUTES IN THE SAUNA WITH A FUCKING BEAR???

hun

attn anactualbear

blorgblorgblorg:

jturn:

flamboyant-dog:

jturn:

who the fuck funded this study you can find this out by spending 5 minutes in a sauna

YOU SPEND 5 MINUTES IN THE SAUNA WITH A FUCKING BEAR???

hun

attn anactualbear

blorgblorgblorg:

susiron:

themanfromnantucket:

biologizeable:

ktsaurusr3x:

gardenawayideas:

Help save the honey bees! Please reblog and share :)

I’m very skeptical about this. Last I’ve heard, CCD is caused by a combination of factors, and to blindly point a finger at one source without references just ticks my bullshit meter. Anyone got science to back this up?

I checked out this page on the Ontario Beekeeper’s Association website, and found a couple of recent papers on the subject (though, granted, they are against the use of neonicotinoid, so it might be a one-sided story). The general consensus seems to be (bee?) that sublethal doses of neonicotinoids cause changes in behavior and physiology which leads to colony collapse - immune suppression to make them more susceptible to disease, negative change in foraging behavior, abandonment of poisoned hives, etc - so, yes, it seems that it is a combination of factors, which are aggravated by pesticide poisoning.
Richard J Gill, Nigel E. Raine. Chronic impairment of bumblebee natural foraging behavious induced by sublethal pesticide exposure. Functional Ecology, British Ecological Society July 7, 2014 
Chensheng Lu, Kenneth M. Warchol, Richard A. Callahan Sublethal exposure to neonicotinoids impaired honey bees winterization before proceeding to colony collapse disorder. Department of Environmental Health, Harvard School of Public Health. Bulletin of Insectology 2014
Dave Goulson An overview of the environmental risks posed by neonicotinoid pesticides. Journal of Applied Ecology 2013
Jeroen P VanderSluijs, Noa Simon-Delso, Dave Goulson, Laura Maxim, Jean-MarcBonmatin, Luc P. Belzunes Neonicotinoids, bee disorders and the sustainability of pollinator services Current Opinion Environmental Sustainability 2013
Rosemary Mason, Henk Tennekes, Francisco Sanchez-Bayo Immune Suppression by Neonicotinoid Insecticides at the Root of Global Wildlife Declines. Journal of Environmental Immunology. 2013

I’ve seen a bunch of “save the bees” post floating around tumblr, but this is the first one anyone bothered to put sources on.
Thank you. (However I’m not going to look at the sources now, but hopefully I will remember to do so later.)

Not to mention that stopping the use of these pesticides is one of the easiest things we could control— if people were willing. It’s hard to control parasites and internal issues that the bee faces, but it is not hard to stop spraying crops with harmful pesticides.

tentatively reblogging and hoping it doesnt turn out to be a crock

"internal issues that the bee faces"
tumblr you’re amazing sometimes

blorgblorgblorg:

susiron:

themanfromnantucket:

biologizeable:

ktsaurusr3x:

gardenawayideas:

Help save the honey bees! Please reblog and share :)

I’m very skeptical about this. Last I’ve heard, CCD is caused by a combination of factors, and to blindly point a finger at one source without references just ticks my bullshit meter. Anyone got science to back this up?

I checked out this page on the Ontario Beekeeper’s Association website, and found a couple of recent papers on the subject (though, granted, they are against the use of neonicotinoid, so it might be a one-sided story). The general consensus seems to be (bee?) that sublethal doses of neonicotinoids cause changes in behavior and physiology which leads to colony collapse - immune suppression to make them more susceptible to disease, negative change in foraging behavior, abandonment of poisoned hives, etc - so, yes, it seems that it is a combination of factors, which are aggravated by pesticide poisoning.

Richard J Gill, Nigel E. Raine. Chronic impairment of bumblebee natural foraging behavious induced by sublethal pesticide exposure. Functional Ecology, British Ecological Society July 7, 2014 

Chensheng Lu, Kenneth M. Warchol, Richard A. Callahan Sublethal exposure to neonicotinoids impaired honey bees winterization before proceeding to colony collapse disorder. Department of Environmental Health, Harvard School of Public Health. Bulletin of Insectology 2014

Dave Goulson An overview of the environmental risks posed by neonicotinoid pesticides. Journal of Applied Ecology 2013

Jeroen P VanderSluijs, Noa Simon-Delso, Dave Goulson, Laura Maxim, Jean-MarcBonmatin, Luc P. Belzunes Neonicotinoids, bee disorders and the sustainability of pollinator services Current Opinion Environmental Sustainability 2013

Rosemary Mason, Henk Tennekes, Francisco Sanchez-Bayo Immune Suppression by Neonicotinoid Insecticides at the Root of Global Wildlife Declines. Journal of Environmental Immunology. 2013

I’ve seen a bunch of “save the bees” post floating around tumblr, but this is the first one anyone bothered to put sources on.
Thank you. (However I’m not going to look at the sources now, but hopefully I will remember to do so later.)

Not to mention that stopping the use of these pesticides is one of the easiest things we could control— if people were willing. It’s hard to control parasites and internal issues that the bee faces, but it is not hard to stop spraying crops with harmful pesticides.

tentatively reblogging and hoping it doesnt turn out to be a crock

"internal issues that the bee faces"

tumblr you’re amazing sometimes

danny-deneato:

it’s like the rave scene in Blade only better

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anactualbear:

ladysilabee:

littleworldofmyown:

gifdistrict:

you called?

Drift kitten.

Fast and Furriest: Tokyo Drift

you owe me a ten second cat, o’connor

anactualbear:

ladysilabee:

littleworldofmyown:

gifdistrict:

you called?

Drift kitten.

Fast and Furriest: Tokyo Drift

you owe me a ten second cat, o’connor

Mermaid biology

citationneeded:

Occasionally in literature the difficulty of having sexual intercourse with amermaid is discussed. Although mermaids are commonly depicted as beautiful, variably nude, and enticing, a man attempting to have sex with one would be thwarted by the typical portrayal of the creature: a fish from the waist down, with no vagina.

Link (Thanks, Cody)

THAT’S THE WRONG ERA OF TRICORDER FOR THAT UNIFORM
NO NO, THIS IS ALL WRONG

THAT’S THE WRONG ERA OF TRICORDER FOR THAT UNIFORM

NO NO, THIS IS ALL WRONG

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